This is a guest post from The Urban Blabbermouth.Comments are welcome.
Western civilization wants to ban the Burka because ... it's too damn sexy!
The other day, I walk past a woman wearing a Burka. All covered up except for a small meshed slit for the eyes. I could not see anything of her but the long black robes. I got to wondering...
Just what exactly is hidden here?
Does she wear make-up?
Does she have those really long eyelashes and is batting them flirtatiously at me?
Have I just walked past the most beautiful woman in the world?
Is she more beautiful than the supermodels, so beautiful that I would be frozen there and mesmerized?
Does she have shoes or does she just float above the ground?
Are the shoes Jimmy Chou's?
And what's she is wearing under that Burka?
A Super Girl heroine costume?
Western civilization blue jeans?
A red sequined gown suitable for a Red Carpet?
A frilly Victoria's Secret Push-up Wonder with matching thong?
Ohhh, the temptation! The Burka must be banned.