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The Samsung Galaxy phone

by The Urban Blabbermouth ~ Press release -- Samsung to sell new Galaxy phone

Samsung announced a new model of their highly successful Galaxy cell phone.  The model is called The Galaxy DT and is aimed at the single unmarried consumer.

Last year, Samsung has released its Galaxy MD model.  The Galaxy MD allowed your doctor to hook up an EKG monitoring device to you. Through your Galaxy MD, your doctor received your medical data every five minutes.  Renowned Cardiologist from the University of Medicine, Dr. Knowitall stated, “If the doctor sees something questionable, he calls you immediately.  It's like being in the hospital but you can still go about your regular daily activities.”  Added his colleague, Dr. Cuthimnow, “It’s a life saver.”

The Galaxy DT expands the medical capabilities of the Galaxy MD.  The Galaxy DT has a built-in Lie Detector.  Samsung spokesman, Joe Listener, explained that, “The Galaxy DT is aimed at the single dating community.  Imagine what that would do to d…