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MoneyKiss, an intimate performance app

by The Urban Blabbermouth

Disclaimer: This is not a real smartphone app -- yet. But if it should ever hit the market, you heard about it here first, and Your Faithful Correspondent gets the credit and the bucks!

 How long did it take you to get to first base?  Second base?  How many home runs do you have?  Now track your intimate relations performance with a new app, MoneyKiss

Yes, our society measures athletic prowess, ranks colleges, and creates  lists of the world's top ten beautiful people.  Thanks to MoneyKiss, we can now add your performance in intimate relations.

We have taken the statistical and mathematical evaluation methods developed in Baseball and explained so well by Brad Pitt in the movie MoneyBall, and brought you MoneyKiss to track your performance between the sheets.

Thanks to smartphones, you and your date can easily enter your performance into MoneyKiss.  You no longer have to spend the rest of your life wondering how good you are. …