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The Low Art of Cat Calling

by The Urban Blabbermouth
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"Hey Babe, your headlights are on. Come with me and I will light you up tonight, all night long. I'm cocked and ready to go", shouted Joe at a woman walking past the skyscraper construction site. The woman scurried down the street, blank faced, clutching hard on her bag.

Charlie chuckled as he wiped down the backhoe, "Man, Joe, you sure have a way with words. You should write a book."
"Nah, I am no writer but these things just come to me."
"Well it's like poetry. You must do OK with the ladies?"
"No more than usual. But the ladies do like to be told how sexy they are."
"You should start a school. Mind if I use your line?"
"Feel free."
"Thanks. Tonight is Belgian Beer at Pinkie’s. You coming?"
"Nah, I am tired. Been a long day. Nite."
"See you tomorrow."
Fist pump and the two men parted.


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