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Dollars and Sex

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by The Urban Blabbermouth
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I was browsing several economic blogs, satisfying my prurient interest in money, when I came across an unexpected book, Dollars and Sex: How Economics Influences Sex and Love,by Dr. Marina Adshade.  Yeah, the title caught me.  I have not yet finished reading it, so this is not a review but an exploration of the lesson I learned at this point.

I saw a statistic in the book that says, more or less, that there are more women enrolled in college than men.  That seems to be the case for women of all races and backgrounds.  So there are more Black, White, and Hispanic women in college than men of the same race.


I presume that if there are more women in college, then there will, at some future date, be more women with degrees than men.  More women doctors, lawyers, engineers, more women everything!

In the past, women were told to go to college to find and marry a professional man ("getting an M.R.S. degree," as it was known in those days).  This insured the women's security and well-being during their motherhood years as well as also securing their retirement into grandmotherhood.  But, somewhere along the line, women got the odd idea that while they were in college, they may as well do some studying too.  Next thing you know, women got ambitious and now female students outnumber male students.

What’s a guy to do?  Let me tell you -- guys should start going to college to pick their wives.

Guys, take advantage of this opportunity and pick one of these fine women as your new wife.  No longer will you be looking for a trophy wife instead you will become the trophy husband.  Look for women with that raw entrepreneurial spirit and the potential to earn high incomes.  You will end up a house dad but you will be well taken care off and you will secure your retirement into grandfatherhood.

So fellas, go to college.  You will meet a better class of women there.

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