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Scary is the new Black

               
by The Urban Blabbermouth
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I saw a poll that claimed America thinks that race relations have gotten worse.  Now when they say America, they mean White Americans.

White Americans think race relations have gotten worse because of cell phone cameras showing videos of racism in action.  Most disturbing of all are the videos on YouTube of the police waving their guns at black teen girls and of the police shooting black men.  The white people who have little but the most cursory interactions with black people, say no more than with a salesperson in a department store, can see with their own eyes what black people are going through.  The white people realize, “OMG, those black people are right.  This is bad.  I wouldn’t want that to happen to me.”


White people are scared.  White people now fear the modern equivalent of a slave revolt, that is, a riot in the streets of their neighborhoods. 

Black people are scared too.  Black people still remember the Jim Crow laws of the past.  They know that white people rule the world and when white people get scared, they do bad things like call out the police and the state militia to enforce “public safety”, violently if need be. 

The solution to today's race problem is to follow a saying from the Bible and adopted by children of the 1960s, “Love thy Neighbor”.  So, let’s get on with it and have more interracial romances.

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