by The Urban Blabbermouth
Lilly, "Guys are so annoying.
There I was in Starbucks waiting for the Barista to make my Macchiato. Bored with nothing else to do, I say to this guy having a coffee and Danish, 'That looks good.'
He says, 'It is. Would you like some?'
I go, 'No thanks. You can eat it for me.'
Then he says, 'What else can I eat for you?'
See what I mean? Guys always mistaking my friendliness for an invitation to other things.
And he wasn't even cute."