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Lilly - A Triple Play Home Run

by The Urban Blabbermouth
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I am sitting in the lunch room with Lilly, gossiping with her about company business when out of nowhere she touches my arm and says, "Let me ask you, have you ever been in a threesome?"

Me, surprised and embarrassed, and apparently living a sheltered life, answer, "No. You?"

Lilly continues "Well, let me tell you, my girlfriend, Rosie, is such a B. We were in a club, showing off everything we got in cutesy dresses. These guys kept trying to buy us drinks and talking trash about how good a man they are and how good a time we would have with them.

Rosie gets disgusted with them and all their trash talk so she says, Let's mess with the next one.

So the next guy comes over and starts his trash talk. Rosie looks hard at the guy, straight in his eye with her mean stare, steps towards him and sticks her considerable boobs in his face and asks him, Are you man enough to take on the two of us?

I am standing behind her and I see the guy's m…