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Lilly - Baked Goods

by The Urban Blabbermouth
Lilly says that guys are annoying.  They are always mistaking her natural friendliness as an invitation to other things.

"There I was in Starbucks waiting for the Barista to make my Macchiato.  Bored with nothing else to do, I say to this guy having a coffee and Danish, 'That looks good.'

He says, 'It is. Would you like some?'

I go, 'No thanks.  You can eat it for me.'
Then he says, 'What else can I eat for you?'

See what I mean?  And he wasn't even cute."