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Lilly - Baked Goods

by The Urban Blabbermouth
Lilly says that guys are annoying, "They are always mistaking my friendliness as an invitation to other things."

"How's that?" I say.

"There I was in Starbucks waiting for the Barista to make my Macchiato. Bored with nothing else to do, I say to this guy having a coffee and Danish, That looks good.

He says, It is. Would you like some?

I go, No thanks. You can eat it for me.

Then he says, What else can I eat for you?

See what I mean? And he wasn't even cute."

The continuing adventures of Lilly:
Lilly - elevator pitch
Lilly - triple play home run