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How The Cow Jumped Over the Moon

By the Urban Blabbermouth
The captain of the guard held the thief by the neck as the guardsmen watched and smiled.

The captain also smiled and said to the thief, "You are in big trouble for this. The goddess is unmerciful to thieves. She tosses them alive into the fires of hell and dances to the screams of their agony."

The captain continued, "I must thank you for standing guard has been dull. Not many thieves try to steal the goddess's jewels anymore." The captain sighted, "But the goddess she commands us to stand duty none-the-less." Then the captain brightened, "You will make some fine entertainment this night."

The captain turned to the first guardsman near him and commanded, "Tie him up and take him to the throne room. I will alert the goddess."

The goddess apparated on her golden throne. She wore a simple green gown, a crown encrusted with pearls, and a matching pearl necklace.

The captain bowed and reported, "goddess, we cau…