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Bits and Pieces

by The Urban Blabbermouth
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A home for the bits and pieces of my mind.

Special note of thanks to Micaela Lattanzio, whose work can be viewed at http://www.micaelalattanzio.com/micaela_lattanzio.html


There once was a show Bewitched
whose star was a pretty witch
she became an actress
to eased her distress
caused by a nose with an incurable twitch

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Two fireflies go to a tavern.  They order Red Bull.
The barfly serves the drinks and says, "because it give you wings!"
The lady firefly smiles and says, "no silly, because it lights us up."

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Recursive
"Ouch," said the blind man as he bumped his head on the tree trunk. He took one step to the left and two steps forward.
"Ouch," said the blind man as he bumped his head on the tree trunk. He took one step to the left and two steps forward.
"Ouch," said the blind man as he bumped his head on the tree trunk. He took one step to the left and two...

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The wand was four feet long.
"What h…