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I See Clothing

by The Urban Blabbermouth
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It's Sunday afternoon and once again, I am sitting in Nordstrom's cafe, sipping Nordstrom's coffee, watching Nordstrom's shoppers.  After an hour or so of boredom, the people are much the same - shopping, walking around, mingling with friends - I begin to notice how women dress and how men dress.

Women's style is all about their body. I see Spandex to show off hourglass curves, low-cut blouse to show off cleavage, miniskirts to show off legs, short shorts to show off butt cheeks, tight jeans to show off both hips and legs at the same time, and yoga pants to show off ... well you know what. Then there are the women in sweats to hide their apple curves, long tunics to hide their hips, and baggy clothes to hide their weight.

Men's style is rarely about body unless you are a gym rat. Gym rats show off their six-pack abs and that's about it for men's bodies. That guy with the horrible and unhealthy beer barrel belly wears a t…