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The Door Of Life - part two

Here is the link to The Door of Life - part one While writing Part One, many variations, all rejected, passed through my mind.  Here are some of them:


“Mommy, why do you have a door on your forehead?” “It's so I can air out my head.”
“Is that why daddy calls you an air head?”
“He does?”
“How come daddy doesn't have a door on his forehead too?”
“Because he's a blockhead.”
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“Mommy, why do you have a door on your forehead?”
“Oh honey, nothing awful. It's so I can get bad thoughts out of my head.”
“How come daddy doesn't have a door on his forehead too?”
“Your father needs a washing machine for his thoughts.”
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“Which door will you chose?” asked The Fairy Godmother.
“Door number 3,” answered Cinderella, happily jumping up and down. "Congratulations! You have won an embroidered evening gown, a beautiful jewel encrusted carriage, an invitation to the King's Ball, and best of all...glass slippers.” ---------------
Oh Great Wise Man says,…