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The Caped Crusader

Clarke was unusual for a caveman, he was a superhero. He could leap over tall buildings. 

His problem was that there were no tall buildings and would not be any for another ten thousand years. It was quite a dilemma for our superhero so he was reduced to leaping into tall trees. His current problem was that he had no superpowers to leap out of tall trees.

One day while climbing down from a tall tree, Clarke watched a squirrel leap from a tree. The squirrel spread its excess skin and floated to the ground. Eureka! problem solved. 

Clarke ran to the cave of his beloved girlfriend, Lois. After much description to Lois of the squirrel, Lois sewed him a scarf made from the lightest and softest bear hide. 

Clarke donned his new scarf around his neck and shoulders. He leaped into the nearest tall tree. He jumped from the tree, spread his scarf, and fell face first into the ground. 

Oops.

Clarke sought out his friend Einstein. Clarke explained what he had seen of the squirrel, what he wanted to do,…